I simply cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Maybe I should change my routine
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing check here in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

Folks won't believe this just took place. It's so crazy, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• This is going to be a storyfor years to come

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?